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abloodymess:

This Guy Fieri courtroom sketch is maybe the best thing I have seen in my life. I would love to have this framed on my wall. 

abloodymess:

This Guy Fieri courtroom sketch is maybe the best thing I have seen in my life. I would love to have this framed on my wall. 

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novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

russellmiller:

John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur

Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.