Welcome to the cyber soiree, I trust you are appropriately attired. This is a blog of utmost quality and class; safe for work, small children, and lactating mothers. I am Tommy and I will be your host.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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92% of teenagers have turned to hip hop and rap…reblog if you’re part of the 8% that still supports Leninism and the glorious return of the Soviet Union
do she got the booty?
she don’t
ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES
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2004 was 17 years ago
2004 was only 9 years ago
math
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
(Source: inhalers)
