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babygoatsandfriends:
“This is a sign that was up in the petting zoo section of the San Francisco Zoo
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babygoatsandfriends:

This is a sign that was up in the petting zoo section of the San Francisco Zoo

roachpatrol:

mogifire:

friend

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around